gambling jokes

Gambling Jokes: A Laugh a Roll AwayWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! What do you call a gambler who wins a million dollars? A millionaire!Why did the gambler take a ladder to the casino? He wanted to get a better hand!Whats the difference between a gambler and a hooker? A hooker knows her price!Why did the gambler refuse the free drink at the casino? He said, Im not thirsty, I just need to think about my next bet!Whats a gamblers favorite color? Green!Whats the gamblers motto? Dont bet on it! Why did the gambler go bankrupt? He couldnt count his losses!What do you call a gambler whos always losing? A walking ATM!What did the gambler say to the slot machine? One more spin, and then Im off to the bank! Remember, these are just jokes! Gambling should be enjoyed responsibly and within your means.