funny gambling quotes
Funny Gambling Quotes: Laugh Your Way to the Jackpot or Maybe Just the BarThe only sure thing about gambling is that youll lose in the end. Unknown. Okay, maybe not the funniest, but its the truth!Im not addicted to gambling, Im just a recreational loser. Another unknown. Weve all been there, right?The best way to make money gambling is to own a casino. You know what they say, the house always wins.Im not sure whats more addictive, gambling or trying to win back what I lost. The struggle is real.Gambling is like a marriage, its all about finding the right partner and then hoping they dont take your money. A gambling metaphor? Were getting philosophical.Im not saying Im broke, but Im so broke, Im thinking about selling my lottery tickets. Desperation at its finest.Gambling is a tax on people who cant do math. Well, someones got to win, right?Im so good at gambling, I can make money even when I lose. A true gamblers optimism.The only thing worse than losing money is watching your friends win it. The pain is real.Im not addicted to gambling, I just like to feel the thrill of victory...and the agony of defeat. The rollercoaster of gambling life. If youre in the casino and you see a sign that says, Dont bet on the horse, bet on the horse. Maybe the casinos trying to trick you?Im not saying Im a bad gambler, but I cant even win at a game of chance against a monkey. Weve all been there.Im not saying Im a bad gambler, but Im pretty sure the slot machine is laughing at me. The ultimate form of gambling selfdeprecation.Im not saying Im a bad gambler, but Ive lost so much money, Im thinking about starting a GoFundMe for myself. Desperate times call for desperate measures.Gambling is like love, its all about the thrill of the chase. Another gambling metaphor? Were getting deep. Im not saying Im a bad gambler, but Im pretty sure the only reason Im still playing is because I havent won yet. A gamblers stubbornness.Im not saying Im a bad gambler, but Im pretty sure Im the only person who loses money playing the lottery. Weve all been there.Remember, gambling should be fun. If youre finding yourself losing more than you can afford, its time to take a break. And if youre still feeling lucky, remember, The only thing worse than losing money is winning it and then losing it again.